You can distinguish between the spellings of principle and principal because princiPALs are your pals. Except they’re not and they judge your ability as a teacher (the bad AND the good) based on a 45 minute surprise observation of your worst class once per year.
There ARE stupid questions, and they comprise the majority of questions asked.
Most people are complete and total morons and have been placed on this earth to personally harass you.
Your ass looks best in your jeans on the second day of wear, but will fall off said ass on the fourth day, so you should really wash them after the third. Or tighten your belt.
Eating quality, organic, local food is the healthier and tastier option. Plus doing so allows you to feel superior to the disgusting fatties who eat things that come boxed, canned, and frozen.
Kids say hysterically funny things, but if you let them see you laughing they will carry the joke beyond the realms of humor and sanity.
KFC and Taco Bell are nasty.
Napping on the couch leads to less post-nap grogginess than napping in the bed.
Robin Hood, Prince of Theives, one of my favorite childhood movies, sucks.
Life is rich and full!